Astrology Today
Aries (3/21 – 4/19): I don't know about you, but I'm not satisfied by the long form birth certificate. I want to see the Apgar scores. I would hate for us to have a president who's first cry after birth was weak, irregular, or gasping, Aries, and I know you're on my side here.
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): Do you ever have apartment hunting blues, and then you start to realize, wow, what a great thing, I get to actually move and live somewhere else, and I have all of this choice, at least in theory. Until you realize that the choices aren't that great, or they're too expensive, or in a sketchy location? Yeah, that's not your horoscope. Your horoscope is this: with the moon in the sky, and the fish in the sea, this is as good as it gets. (Not that it doesn't get better, but well, to be candid, it doesn't, and that's not a bad thing.) Be joyful.
Gemini (5/21 – 6/21): We really don't know much about the sort of birthday cake that our presid…
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): Do you ever have apartment hunting blues, and then you start to realize, wow, what a great thing, I get to actually move and live somewhere else, and I have all of this choice, at least in theory. Until you realize that the choices aren't that great, or they're too expensive, or in a sketchy location? Yeah, that's not your horoscope. Your horoscope is this: with the moon in the sky, and the fish in the sea, this is as good as it gets. (Not that it doesn't get better, but well, to be candid, it doesn't, and that's not a bad thing.) Be joyful.
Gemini (5/21 – 6/21): We really don't know much about the sort of birthday cake that our presid…