Instead of getting anything done, I'll write a little more on the great Ocean versus Vegan Banana Bread debate:
Ocean: salty
Vegan Banana Bread: sweet.
Ocean: does not contain bananas unless they were washed over from the tsunami in Japan, and thus, potentially radioactive
Vegan Banana Bread: contains bananas
Ocean: impossible to slice
Vegan Banana Bread: easy to slice
Ocean: If it's in your kitchen, you have huge problems.
Vegan Banana Bread: If it's in your kitchen, you have a welcoming treat for a vegan guest.
Ocean: Very bad if it leaves its natural location. Think New Orleans.
Vegan Banana Bread: Could be swept up with a broom or eaten by a pet if it falls off the counter.
Ocean: Very vulnerable to climate change.
Vegan Banana Bread: Unconcerned about climate change.
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ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious and all completely true. And you're making me hungry :)
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