R: How would you feel about me getting a different car?
Me: I can't contribute money to that, if that's what you're asking.
R: No, that's not a problem. I'm just thinking of getting rid of the Hyundai for something with a bit more pizazz.
Me: Oh R. Don't be that guy.
R: The guy who goes after what he wants?
Me: The guy who wants shallow material stuff.
R: It's not about looks, I just want something that might have a chance at passing another car.
Me: What's wrong with being the back-line leader?
R: It was fun for the first two years, but I feel like I have front of the line potential.
Me: There's always a car ahead of you.
R: And I intend to catch up with it.
He'll be chasing cars for the rest of his life.
ReplyDelete"trying to catch up" to the next car can be expensive. I don't mean the cost of the car as much as the tickets...
ReplyDeletehilarious & true!
ReplyDeleteOh my god, that was funny. Is it really real? Yeah, I remember when I thought I could catch up to everyone else. Gave up on that a long time ago.
ReplyDelete