Dear N'3lvra,
Remember that question I asked you about forking somebody in the forehead during a board meeting? Well, I consulted my lawyer (his name is Brian and I've copied him on this e-mail) and he says I can go for it!
Will you still write to me when I'm in jail?
Sincerely,
One sanctimonious bitch per board is plenty thank you very much*
Dear One,
Oh, at first I got all panicky when you said you'd consulted your lawyer, because letters that start that way usually don't go anywhere I want to go. But of course I'll write to you in jail.
I hope they have a high speed connection wherever you end up, because if my tiny but loyal readership starts getting hauled off to jail I'm doomed.
Do I have this straight?
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