Time for Pisces
It's been brought to my attention that the recent Pisces horoscope was really lame. So were all the other ones, but at least they were longer. So, my dear Pisces, all three of you, here's your very own long horoscope.
Pisces (2/19 – 3/20): I was talking about Daylight Savings Time the other day and mentioned that when my kids were little, I had a rule that once we're on the new time, there will be no mention of the old time. But as I was explaining this, the young people looked at me like, "Wow, we're so glad you're not our mother." And I realized that it did sound unnecessarily irritable. Like, really? No one was allowed to even mention that we changed the clocks? I know. I'm not proud of that.
But I used to find it tiresome, all the: "But it's not really bedtime, because on the old time..." or, "I'm hungry now because yesterday it would have been dinner time," and so on. I'd go on a rant, "CHILDREN! We're on this time now. We are so not the kind of people who continue to cling to the old time. Keep up!"
Last year, I accidentally made a comment about being tired after we switched times. R. just looked at me and said, "Go to your room."
But that's not your horoscope.
Our beloved town is clamping down on time travel. First, someone took the sign down. Now they've fenced off the portal. I'm not sure what this means. But if you see someone stuck behind a fence this week, actual or metaphorical, free them if you can. Or at least stand near the fence and read aloud. Do what you can to provide comfort, Pisces.