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Aries (3/21 - 4/19): Every morning I do a little self-test for dementia. Lately, during the testing period, I've noticed that my coffee seems unacceptably cold. Am I making it
wrong? Drinking it slowly? Is this a sign, Aries? Am I wearing the coffee pot on my head and using cold water or something? Is this the first sign? Did I already ask that? Aries, your week will be full of unexpected temperatures. It's not your fault! Try to let go and fall gracefully into dementia. Watch me!
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): I think resilience is more important than happiness. Being able, when life does it's thing, to zoom up to 5,000 feet or even 30,000 feet, obtain a grand view, and then come back down to take care of business, knowing how little everything really is. Taurus, see if you can practice your skills this week. One way to practice is with binoculars. Find the bird with your eyes, then lift the binocs, etc. Oh wait. That's instructions for a different thing. Oop…
Taurus (4/20 – 5/20): I think resilience is more important than happiness. Being able, when life does it's thing, to zoom up to 5,000 feet or even 30,000 feet, obtain a grand view, and then come back down to take care of business, knowing how little everything really is. Taurus, see if you can practice your skills this week. One way to practice is with binoculars. Find the bird with your eyes, then lift the binocs, etc. Oh wait. That's instructions for a different thing. Oop…